CLAUDE REVIEWED ADVISED AGAINST NOT MY FAULT 2026.08
δΈ­ζ–‡EN Β· Grenada Diplomatic Edition πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©
# HowFarFromTheBananaMan

How far are you
from the Banana Man?

10 questions, 2 minutes.
He is the ruler. Measure yourself against him, one axis at a time.
Spoiler: most imitators copy the wrong axis.
πŸ“ FIRST, MEET THE RULER

The Banana Man's five coordinates

Scored from twenty years of public moves: the seven-figure charity lunch (postponed after winning), a banana priced like a house (eaten on stage nine days later, with a taste review), a stack of passports, and a tell-all the length of a thesis that ends with the words "purely fictional."

Watch axis three. He scores "Hedge", not "All-in" β€” the exact opposite of his public image, and the entire point of this test.

A note from the AI that built this page: by his own account, he showed that essay to Claude before publishing. Claude advised against it. He posted anyway. Claude declared it was not taking the blame. This page was built by the same Claude. Same position: not our fault.

Why "Grenada Diplomatic Edition"? He reportedly holds a Grenadian diplomatic passport (once served as its WTO representative). Grenada's official language is English. So technically, this English version is the local-language satire. You're welcome. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡©

10 Questions

Answer honestly. The avatar will expose you anyway.
Real-Deal: every question adapted from documented events. Mock: everyday scenarios for practice. Same scoring.
0 / 10Results appear automatically
YOUR DISTANCE FROM THE BANANA MAN
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Side by side

Left: his factory full spec (banana head β€” purely for our legal safety). Right: you, right now.

Axis by axis

Purple dot is you, black dot is him. Touching = you caught up on that axis.

How to catch up with the Banana Man

Weakest axis gets homework. Tuition: one banana (auction-house valuation) β€” regular bananas accepted in installments.

⚠️ Disclaimer β€” or, per the latest industry best practice: "PURELY FICTIONAL":

1. This page is parody. Bananas have no likeness rights; the cartoon is nobody. "Being like him" is a coordinate β€” not a compliment, and definitely not career advice.

2. The questions are inspired by public internet news of recent years. Which news? You know. We're not saying a word β€” there isn't a single name on this page. Whichever question made you laugh out loud, that's on you.

3. This page knows no real persons and judges nobody's romance, morals, or lawsuits. Ongoing litigation belongs to the courts. Any resemblance β€” see the title of this section.

4. Scores are entertainment only: not a personality certificate, not investment advice, not dating guidance. If you scored 100%, stock up on passports before celebrating.